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HEY FREAKS WE
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NEW HOME COME SEE!!!!!

Welcome to the best web site on the net!

If you are looking to get wisdom from
the king of freaks you have
come to the right place!

I guess I need to say this: If you are a person who cant take a joke or gets offended by a few expltives or references to sex,drugs,and rock&roll
then you need to not be here!
This site does not have any nudity or pictures of dead body's I don't try to offend people but in any case.
(I do not recommend this site for kids)

Well for those of you who do not know who or what hop sing is about? Lets go over the finer points.
I am just a guy like any other freak out there.

I have been an outcast most of my life.Called a freak,wierdo,and a lost soul.I admit I do think outside the "norm" But that does not make me a bad person.There are other's in this world who think like myself I know it.I have found a few.So to show the rest of the world how we think I send out a daily funny letter called
"hopsings words of wisdom"

It is a short joke or just the way I see the world
and those in it.

Below is a sample of my work!

hopsing's words
of wisdom
A friend of mine asked me today
what I would do if my son/daughter.
When they got old enough.
Came to me and told me
that they were gay.

I being totally honest with her
I said. Well I would be sad
in the fact that I would
not get any grandchildren
from them.
But I also said

my dream for the whole time I have been
a parent would come true.
Because my dream for my kids is that
no matter what they do in life.
They are happy!

Come on here the word gay means happy right?
Now me.
I can think of a lot better
ways to be happy!

Like for instance:

Not having to wake up next to some hairy man
who is smiling at me with a twinkle
in his eye!

HOPSING CARPKING

If that made you smile and you would like a smile in your mail box six days a week hit the join the freak list link!
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Want to see more of my work check out my archives you can see most of them from the past there !!

carp king hard @work lol...
A few other freaks have got the idea to do pages on their own.Temptress rage does a page that she calls "Rages Rants" she puts the world in a whole new light!Want to see the light?take a peek hit the link.
My buddy Shay does a recipe page called. "Munchie Madness" good for those days when the munchies have got the best of you and you just got to eat. Check it out on the Munchie madness page!
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